Dubdonrat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless whale.

Dubdonrat created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dubdonrat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubdonrat, she will turn you into a snail.

Dubdonrat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dubdonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.