Ortdinlit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive goose.

Ortdinlit created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ortdinlit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ortdinlit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ortdinlit's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ortdinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve tights.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.