Boghashap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered whale.

Boghashap created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boghashap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Boghashap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Boghashap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Boghashap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.