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He takes the form of a small, confident hare.

Ladzebflabgov created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladzebflabgov, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ladzebflabgov, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

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Ladzebflabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ladzebflabgov's priests.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never paint your arms magenta.

5. Fast once a month.