Jenpodnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Jenpodnad created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenpodnad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenpodnad, it will destroy your home planet.

Jenpodnad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Jenpodnad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Jenpodnad first in all things.