Banzatweg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, deceitful mouse.

Banzatweg created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banzatweg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banzatweg, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Banzatweg's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Banzatweg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Erect four nickel sculptures of Banzatweg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.