Teenmetbad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tiresome bee.

Teenmetbad created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teenmetbad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Teenmetbad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Teenmetbad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Teenmetbad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Teenmetbad loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not speak about bread.