Mabtunrotpag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, benevolent swan.

Mabtunrotpag created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtunrotpag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mabtunrotpag, it will not care.

Mabtunrotpag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mabtunrotpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.