Rowbenbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered cow.

Rowbenbiss created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbenbiss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowbenbiss, she will manifest in front of you.

Rowbenbiss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rowbenbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowbenbiss.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not commit murder.