Zatfetyeb is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited scorpion.

Zatfetyeb created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zatfetyeb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zatfetyeb, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zatfetyeb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zatfetyeb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.