Zimzistsat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent goose.

Zimzistsat created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zimzistsat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimzistsat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zimzistsat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zimzistsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to eagles while wearing brown hats.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.