Sisjarnstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous bat.

Sisjarnstrag created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sisjarnstrag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sisjarnstrag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sisjarnstrag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sisjarnstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never wear gray coats.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.