Bodyikwap is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak
hyena.
Bodyikwap created Europe two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bodyikwap, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bodyikwap, she will turn you into a rat.
Bodyikwap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Bodyikwap's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bodyikwap in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never talk about quantum gravity.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. You must love Bodyikwap.