Dagfasquart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective gerbil.

Dagfasquart created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagfasquart, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagfasquart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dagfasquart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dagfasquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always stare at clouds.