Fadtabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, contented weasel.

Fadtabdob created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadtabdob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadtabdob, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fadtabdob's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fadtabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. You must love Fadtabdob.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fadtabdob on top of all buildings.