Camdissvin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy shrew.

Camdissvin created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Camdissvin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Camdissvin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Camdissvin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Camdissvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Camdissvin on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear brown scarves.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.