Shavzanxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent dove.

Shavzanxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavzanxuc, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavzanxuc, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Shavzanxuc's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Shavzanxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing tights.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Shavzanxuc in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must love Shavzanxuc.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.