Bedflyflabpanpaktomkondim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, proud turtle.

Bedflyflabpanpaktomkondim created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedflyflabpanpaktomkondim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedflyflabpanpaktomkondim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bedflyflabpanpaktomkondim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bedflyflabpanpaktomkondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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