Ripratnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic tortoise.

Ripratnurt created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripratnurt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ripratnurt, it will think nothing of it.

Ripratnurt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ripratnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
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