Farnbissdim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage rat.

Farnbissdim created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbissdim, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Farnbissdim, he will turn you into a mole.

Farnbissdim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Farnbissdim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Farnbissdim in the centre of the settlement.