Vennarlxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust rhinoceros.

Vennarlxuck created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennarlxuck, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vennarlxuck, it will strike you with lightening.

Vennarlxuck's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vennarlxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine birds approach from the east.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Vennarlxuck in the centre of the settlement.