Gebgepman is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless butterfly.

Gebgepman created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebgepman, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gebgepman, it will not care.

Gebgepman's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gebgepman's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest red.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.