Bigmiscam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental swallow.

Bigmiscam created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bigmiscam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigmiscam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bigmiscam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bigmiscam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.