Cubmutquim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, slow jackal.

Cubmutquim created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubmutquim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cubmutquim, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cubmutquim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cubmutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Cubmutquim loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never feed garlic to dogs while wearing boots.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.