Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast aardvark.

Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Himnelhatvedlidfasrenqueeg.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.