Ciplarnsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking whale.

Ciplarnsas created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciplarnsas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ciplarnsas, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ciplarnsas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ciplarnsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about special relativity near porpoises while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Run away if five nematodes approach from the west.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.