Ratbissgun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak tapir.

Ratbissgun created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratbissgun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratbissgun, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ratbissgun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ratbissgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must pray to Ratbissgun three times a day.

5. Never bounce near nematodes.