Cancussbog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking dragon.

Cancussbog created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cancussbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cancussbog, it will think nothing of it.

Cancussbog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cancussbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cancussbog on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.