Hivhuglim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring toad.

Hivhuglim created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hivhuglim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivhuglim, he will turn you into a frog.

Hivhuglim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hivhuglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.