Stikbelljap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet wolf.

Stikbelljap created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbelljap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikbelljap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stikbelljap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stikbelljap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed nuts to squirrels while wearing black rings.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not speak about lemons.