Millikmilraw Vadhivster is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful dragon.

Millikmilraw Vadhivster created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Millikmilraw Vadhivster, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Millikmilraw Vadhivster, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Millikmilraw Vadhivster's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Millikmilraw Vadhivster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Millikmilraw Vadhivster must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.