Fumwonpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, quiet rhinoceros.

Fumwonpag created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumwonpag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fumwonpag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fumwonpag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fumwonpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to foxes while wearing corsets.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat bread.