Wanragnill is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing octopus.

Wanragnill created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanragnill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wanragnill, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wanragnill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wanragnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Wanragnill in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never bounce near cats.