Yardumhiv is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, kind
centaur.
Yardumhiv created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.
If you believe in
Yardumhiv, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yardumhiv, she will try to impress you with trees.
Yardumhiv's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Yardumhiv's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yardumhiv.
2. Never feed lots of corn to mice while wearing gray trousers.
3. Never think about planets.
4. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.