Rulgepnig is a god.
It takes the form of a large, unselfish
crane.
Rulgepnig created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulgepnig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Rulgepnig, it will refuse to believe in you.
Rulgepnig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Rulgepnig's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Never write about optics.
4. Rulgepnig must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.