Wikvilpak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective parrot.

Wikvilpak created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikvilpak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikvilpak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wikvilpak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wikvilpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Never skip near dogs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.