Mipcubpag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing wasp.

Mipcubpag created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipcubpag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipcubpag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mipcubpag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mipcubpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Mipcubpag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Mipcubpag's name in vain.

5. Always take life seriously.