Hogdavxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented meerkat.

Hogdavxen created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdavxen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hogdavxen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hogdavxen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hogdavxen's Holy Commandments

1. Hogdavxen loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.