Fetyattfly is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, humorless
narwhal.
Fetyattfly created viruses six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fetyattfly, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fetyattfly, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fetyattfly's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Fetyattfly's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt sheep.
2. Erect eight tin sculptures of Fetyattfly on top of important buildings.
3. Worship no other gods but Fetyattfly.
4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.
5. Do not kill whales.