Rawhamlargquat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest mole.

Rawhamlargquat created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Rawhamlargquat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawhamlargquat, she will turn you into a rock.

Rawhamlargquat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rawhamlargquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never leap in the presence of cats.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always wear black.