Gilbopfob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident cow.

Gilbopfob created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbopfob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilbopfob, it will manifest in front of you.

Gilbopfob's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gilbopfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to ducks while wearing gray coats.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Gilbopfob loves voles, so they must be respected.