Gamfubnak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, pitiless swallow.

Gamfubnak created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamfubnak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamfubnak, she will strike you with lightening.

Gamfubnak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gamfubnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide from yellow snakes for they are unholy.