Fatgatlip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish camel.

Fatgatlip created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatgatlip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fatgatlip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fatgatlip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fatgatlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.