Fatgatlip is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish
camel.
Fatgatlip created a photon four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fatgatlip, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Fatgatlip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Fatgatlip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Fatgatlip's Holy Commandments1. Always help tapirs in need.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not stand on grass.