Larpcenkik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy armadillo.

Larpcenkik created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpcenkik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larpcenkik, he will turn you into a worm.

Larpcenkik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Larpcenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Larpcenkik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Larpcenkik loves sharks, so they must be respected.