Panlarnnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering rhinoceros.

Panlarnnurt created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panlarnnurt, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panlarnnurt, it will make you grow a tail.

Panlarnnurt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Panlarnnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.