Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate hedgehog.

Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik, she will turn you into a frog.

Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Quamflagcem Lunnullmetkik on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if eight whales approach from the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.