Binvidtim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, humorless horse.

Binvidtim created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binvidtim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binvidtim, it will turn you into a worm.

Binvidtim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Binvidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about comets.