Binvidtim is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, humorless
horse.
Binvidtim created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Binvidtim, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Binvidtim, it will turn you into a worm.
Binvidtim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Binvidtim's Holy Commandments1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
3. Never think ill of sick frogs.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never talk about comets.