Nigtinarf is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless
raccoon.
Nigtinarf created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.
If you believe in
Nigtinarf, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nigtinarf, he will turn you into a mole.
Nigtinarf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Nigtinarf's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Nigtinarf.
2. Never laugh near rats.
3. Never eat oranges.
4. Retreat if five otters approach from the north.
5. Never wear black hats.