Nigtinarf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless raccoon.

Nigtinarf created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Nigtinarf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigtinarf, he will turn you into a mole.

Nigtinarf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nigtinarf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nigtinarf.

2. Never laugh near rats.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Retreat if five otters approach from the north.

5. Never wear black hats.