Liddavsug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest chinchilla.

Liddavsug created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Liddavsug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Liddavsug, it will have a low opinion of you.

Liddavsug's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Liddavsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing mauve rings and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Do not shave your neck.