Liddavsug is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonest
chinchilla.
Liddavsug created a quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Liddavsug, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Liddavsug, it will have a low opinion of you.
Liddavsug's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Liddavsug's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing mauve rings and balancing three lead spheres on your hands.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
3. Do not wear zinc on your body.
4. Always help sharks.
5. Do not shave your neck.