Satbassgessrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, duplicitous sheep.

Satbassgessrill created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satbassgessrill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Satbassgessrill, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Satbassgessrill's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Satbassgessrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Satbassgessrill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not hurt doves.